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Never before has there been such an epic combo. High Fashion x Eye Candy x Saving the Tatas.

This bracelet is the literal tits!

Do some good while looking good with the Double D bracelet. A portion of the proceeds from every sale goes directly to The National Breast Cancer Foundation.

• Single strand, adjustable bracelet
• Milan Rope
• Brushed steel grommets and end caps
• Waterproof
• Amazing boobs

Up your wrist check shots with The Wristcheck. 

A true classic design, perfect for any watch enthusiast's wrist check shot, or wearing on its own. A classic single strand, braided leather bracelet, with a streamlined, spring-close, stainless steel clasp.

• 5mm braided leather cord
• Single strand
• Black PVD coated 316L stainless steel clasp

Dedicated to that helpful little paperclip guy that we all got to know when typing documents on the computer. Except this Mr Clippy will only help you to elevate your style game, not your five thousand word essay on the indigenous peoples of Guam.

The Mr. Clippy is a double wrapped milan rope bracelet with a polished steel carabiner clasp. Perfect for single wear or stacking. 

• Double-wrap design
• Milan Rope
• Polished stainless steel carabiner clasp
• Can’t write letters

The Big D. Casual and fun. This double strand milan rope bracelet features a handsome screw closure and polished stainless steel, D-ring shackle clasp.

If you're not buying it for yourself, give someone the gift of The Big D. You're welcome.

• Double-strand design
• Milan Rope
• Polished, 316L stainless steel, D-ring shackle clasp with screw closure

The Big D. Casual and fun. This double strand milan rope bracelet features a handsome screw closure, black PVD coated, stainless steel, D-ring shackle clasp.

If you're not buying it for yourself, give someone the gift of The Big D. You're welcome.

• Double-strand design
• Milan Rope
• Black PVD coated, 316L stainless steel, D-ring shackle clasp with screw closure

A fully adjustable and durable paracord bracelet for the modern adventurer. Whether you’re exploring the great outdoors or navigating urban landscapes, our minimalist bracelets are the perfect blend of style and substance.

With its discreet profile, the Little Clippy is a streamlined and more subtle version of our Mr Clippy. Sure to add a touch of rugged charm to your look. 

Available in double or triple wrap with your choice of polished silver, matte black pvd, or matte gold clasp.

• 316L stainless steel clasp available in hand-finished polished steel, matte black pvd or matte gold.
• Durable 3mm nylon paracord bracelet
• 6-strand internal construction
• Proudly designed and assembled in North Carolina, USA
• Double wrap (16 inches) *sizes may vary slightly
• Triple wrap (23 inches) *sizes may vary slightly

Enjoy your favorite beverage from this thoughtful and innovative, 11oz ceramic mug. Featuring images of beautiful tits for your viewing pleasure. Birds!!! Not the other kind. Obviously. This isn't that kind of website.

• Standard 11oz beverage receptacle
• Handy dandy handle
• Ambidextrous design
• You can literally put any drink in it

A fully adjustable and durable paracord bracelet for the modern adventurer. Whether you’re exploring the great outdoors or navigating urban landscapes, our minimalist bracelets are the perfect blend of style and substance.

Designed in-house, the Byrdie is a completely unique hook and loop bracelet. We like him. A lot. You will too. Just pick a color.

Available in double or triple wrap with your choice of matte silver, matte black pvd, or super sexy matte gold clasp.

Did we mention we like this one? It's a little tweety bird. What's not to like? Everyone will be super jealous and ask you where you got it. Then you should tell them you got it from the super good looking and handsome people at Byrd Watch Co.

• 316L stainless steel clasp available in matte steel, matte black pvd or matte gold.
• Durable 3mm nylon paracord bracelet
• 6-strand internal construction
• Proudly designed and assembled in North Carolina, USA
• Double wrap (16 inches) *sizes may vary slightly
• Triple wrap (23 inches) *sizes may vary slightly